Chuckle 2184

Chuckle 2184
(Pat M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Question~
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and 6 differences.)


The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow....................Lemon
Green.................Lime
Orange ................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

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