Chuckle 2200

Chuckle 2200
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~The Lone Ranger and Tonto~ (2nd time around)
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were on a camping trip.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, Kemosabe, look towards sky. What you see?'

The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?'

You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole our tent.'

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