Sunday, October 11, 2009

Chuckle 2189

Chuckle 2189
(Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA gets today's chuckle thanks.)
Las Vegas Strip

~Las Vegas Churches ~ (2nd time around)
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"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." Jeremiah 29:11

Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more catholic churches than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings... The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.


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This is done by the chip monks.

You didn't even see it coming did you?

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Can someone explain this to me? ---Jerry---

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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. 'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked. 'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, 'Did God throw him back down?'


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