Chuckle 2185

Chuckle 2185
(Dean O of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~Dead Parrot ~
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At dawn the telephone rings, 'Hello, Senora Rosa? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.'

'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?'

'Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senora Rosa, that your parrot, he is dead'

'My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?'

'Si, Senora, that's the one.'

'Darn it! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?'

'From eating the rotten meat, Senora Rosa.'

'Rotten meat? Who the heck fed him rotten meat?'

'Nobody, Senora. He ate the meat of the dead horse.'

'Dead horse? What dead horse?'

'The thoroughbred, Senora.'

'My prize thoroughbred is dead?'

'Yes Senora, he died from all that work pulling the water cart.'

'Are you insane?? What water cart?'

'The one we used to put out the fire, Senora.'

'Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about??'

'The one at your house, Senora! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire.'

'Oh My God! Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?? '

'Yes, Senora Rosa.'

'But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?'

'For the funeral, Senora Rosa.'

'WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!'

'Your husband's, Senora Rosa', he showed up very late one night and I thought he was a thief, so I hit him with your new Taylor Made R9 460 driver.'

SILENCE. .............20 long seconds.. . .. . .. . ..LONG SILENCE . . . .. . . . ...


'Ernesto, if you broke that golf club, you're in deep kimshi!!!!!!!

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Sunday school kids

A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, 'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?' One bright little girl replied, 'Because people are sleeping.' Have a Great Day