Chuckle 2188

Chuckle 2188
(Bev L of Mt. Vernon WA gets today's chuckle thanks.)
Confessional booth

~Confessional~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking . We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins? '

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody.'

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