Chuckle 2201
Chuckle 2201
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks.)
~Ran Out of Worms! ~(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks.)
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and 6 differences.)
I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth; I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog. A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
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