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Chuckle 2246
(Nadine Walsh of Carpinteria CA gets today's chuckle thanks.)
I pulled this one out of my archives (July 20th 2003)


Chuckle 48 ~Military Chuckles~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)

Give credit to Nadine (Cookie) Walsh of Carpinteria, CA.
for the chuckles!

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new
Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked
on the office door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly pickedup the phone, told the airman to enter, then said intothe phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this after-noon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir." Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the youngenlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?" "Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm justhere to hook up your telephone."
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A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop.They were both just getting finished with their shaves, whenthe barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces. The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! Mywife will think I've been in a Red Light District!" The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and putit on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a house in aRed Light District smells like."****************************************************************************
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