Chuckle 2268

Chuckle 2268
(Bev L of Mt. Vernon gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Gynecological Visit ~ (2nd time around)
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A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange," the woman said..

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see," commented the doctor calmly.

"That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.


"That night," she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were dimes. This morning, there were quarters!"


"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored. "I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.

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(I'm warning you.....)

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(Still not too late.....delete now!)


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"You're simply going through the change!"


DON'T BLAME ME. I JUST FORWARD THE CHUCKLES
I DON’T WRITE THEM. ---BEV---

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(Maxine on Winter from Bev L of Mt. Vernon WA.)


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(Kids are quick from Charlie M of Bradenton FL)

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher!
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