Chuckle 2306

Chuckle 2306
(Don Wilson of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Shocked Blonde~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND COP!'

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
Today in History from Yahoo
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
Today's Horoscope )
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(Maxine from my own collection.)

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(Why, Why, Why? From Charlie M of Bradenton FL)

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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Have a Good One!!