Chuckle 2302

Chuckle 2302
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~The Pope and Tiger Woods~
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The Pope and Tiger Woods died on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to Heaven.

The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell,

and after checking the paperwork he admits that there is an error. "However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified".

Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven and they stop to have a chat.

"Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the Pope -- "No problem" replied Tiger Woods.

Pope: "I am really anxious to get to heaven”.

Tiger: "Why is that?"

Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"

Tiger: "You're a day late"

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(Why, Why, Why? From Charlie M of Bradenton FL)

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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