Chuckle 2292

Chuckle 2292
(Jack S of Santa Cruz CA gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~New Business~
(Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,
Yes it is a little not so nice but too cute to not pass on.-- Jack

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.' No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked "What are you sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two left."

Seniors - don't mess with them !

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(Larry’s Proverbs sent in by Joyce K of Florence AZ.)

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

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