Chuckle 2293

Chuckle 2293
(Pam S in Roseville CA gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~Right and Proper~ (From my Archives) Chuckle 534 or (Mr. Chuckles Classic which was sent on December 09, 2004)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)

In case you haven't seen this yet, here's a quote from an email that floated through here today. It's from a Government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an anti-war protestor in a Metro station in DC:

"... there were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one.

An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, "Ma'am, don't you care about the children of Iraq?"

The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my first husband died in France during World War II so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth your country. And if you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it

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