Chuckle 2314

Chuckle 2314
(Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Wooden Leg Insurance~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

Home to Nebraska from Texas. The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Texas, it cost them $2000.00 per year!

When they arrived in Nebraska, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.00'

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Nebraska to insure it because it cost him $2000.00 in Texas !

The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it, is $39.00... You just have to know how to describe it!'

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