Chuckle 2344

Chuckle 2344
(When I started the 2nd grade two new girls joined our class.
Their names were Phyllis Armstrong and Joyce Humphrey. Now
known as Phyllis Specht and Joyce Powel. Anyway, this chuckle was sent to me from Joyce to Phyllis. Thanks to both of you.) Sent out
6-7-2007

Chuckle 160 (From my Archives)
~Divorce~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York a couple of days before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "No way they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately and screams at her father, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'mcalling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."_______________________________________________________

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Today in History from Yahoo

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Today's Horoscope )
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(Maxine from my own collection.)

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