Chuckle 2335

Chuckle 2335
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~How to get to Heaven from Ireland ~(Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'No!'. I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy named Johnny shouted out " YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.........."

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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Things I didn't know - or had forgotten

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
(Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?

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(Have a great day)