Chuckle 2329

Chuckle 2329
(Mac M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~FATHER OF THE YEAR~(Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

Wish I could think so quickly.

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(Why, Why, Why? From Charlie M of Bradenton FL)


In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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