Chuckle 2320

Chuckle 2320
(Stevan S of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~Two Idiot Sightings~
(Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

IDIOT AT SEARS: WE had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears Repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two. We haven't used Sears repair since.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor Call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by Cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."

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(Facts about the human body! From Stevan S of Florence OR.)

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

You say you don’t remember the thumb fact! Well here it is;
The average man's private area is three times the length of his thumb.

(Have a great day)