Chuckle 2316

Chuckle 2316
(Chet S of Pasadena CA gets today's chuckle thanks.

~A Very Elaborate Funeral~ (2nd Time around)
(Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I am so sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.



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(Facts about the human body! From Stevan S of Florence OR.)

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

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