Chuckle 2376

Chuckle 2376
(Pat M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~The Aisle Seat~ (2nd time around) (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a U.S. Soldier sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Soldier kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Soldier, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'


As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Soldiers shoe and spat in it. When the Soldier returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Soldier obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Soldiers other shoe and spat in it. When the Soldier returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.


As the plane was landing, the Soldier slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'


Proud to be an American Soldier!
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(Click Today in History and learn.)
Today in History from Yahoo
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
Today's Horoscope )
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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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Marriage Humor:

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below.)