Chuckle 2392

Chuckle 2392
(Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~An Old Nun~

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site
noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.

She decided she would take her lunch;
sit with the workers; and talk with them.

She put her sandwich in a brown bag and
walked over to the spot where the men were eating.

Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked:
"And do you men know Jesus Christ?"

They shook their heads and looked at each other... very confused.

One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out,
"Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"

One of the steelworkers yelled down, "Why?"
The worker yelled back,


"'Cause his wife's here with his lunch."

________________________________________________________

(Maxine from my own collection.)



_______________________________________________________

~Lovemaking Tips for Seniors. ~ Sent by Phyllis H

This one is sent around every month or so as a public service to forgetful geezers.
(Am not sure why I got it or why I'm fwding to you younguns on my list!!)

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting... (Turn them ALL OFF!)
_____________________________________________________

(Have a great day)