Chuckle 2439

Chuckle 2439
(Mac M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Grandmas Don't Know Everything!!~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days... He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'

Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)

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(Life Thoughts from Phyllis S of Pasadena CA.)

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN!!

Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

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(Have a great day)