Chuckle 2429

Chuckle 2429
(Chet and Phyllis of Pasadena CA gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~ Shortest College Essay~ (2nd time around) Do you remember this one?
(Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,
Plus Ole.

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine












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Ole and Lars sent in By Keith K of Florence OR



*** Ole was stopped by a game warden in Northern Wisconsin recently leaving a lake well known for its Walleye. He had two buckets of fish. As it was durring the spawning season, the game warden asked, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" Ole replied, "No, sir! Dese here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" the warden replied. "Ya sure, you betcha." answered Ole. "Every night I take dese fish here down to da lake and let dem svim around for a while. Den I vhistle and dey yiump back into deir buckets and I take dem home." "That's a bunch of hooey. Fish can't do that." Said the game warden. Ole looked at the game warden with an _expression of great hurt, and then said, "Yumpin Yimminy! Vell den, I'll just show you den. It really does vork, don'tcha know?" "O.K. I've got to see this!" The game warden was really curious now. So Ole poured the fish into the lake and stood waiting. After several minutes, the game warden turned to Ole and said, "Well?" "Vell what?" responded Ole. "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" asked Ole. "The fish!" "What fish?"

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Have a great day!!