Chuckle 2422

Chuckle 2422
(Nancy S of Sheridan WY gets today's chuckle thanks.)



~Spaghetti ~ (2nd time around) (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)
For several years, a man had been having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go back to Italy to secretly have the child.

Also, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card and write "Spaghetti" on the back when the child was born.

He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day about 8 months later he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey", she said, "you received a very strange post card today".

"Oh, just give it to me, I'll explain it later", he said.

The wife obeyed and watched her husband read the card, turn white, and faint.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.

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(Maxine from my own collection.)

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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below.)