Chuckle 2417

Chuckle 2417
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks.)




~Darwin Award Winner~ (Also; Maxine, The adventures of Ole and Lars.

AND THE WINNER IS... Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded. The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... 'Shit happens'



IT ALWAYS SEEMS IMPORTANT TO THANK THESE PEOPLE

FOR REMOVING THEMSELVES FROM THE GENE POOL.



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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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The Adventures of Ole and Lars from Keith K

Ole and Lars were on their very first train ride. They had brought along bananas for lunch. Just as they began to peel them, the train entered a long, dark tunnel. "Have you eaten your banana yet," Ole asked excitedly? No," replied Lars. "Vell, don't touch it den," Ole exclaimed. "I yust took vun bite and vent blind!"

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(Have a great day!)