Chuckle 2421

Chuckle 2421
(Chet S of Pasadena CA gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Cowboy Tomb Stone~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

COWBOY TOMB STONE Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in The Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah I wonder if he died knowing he won the ‘Coolest Headstone’ contest? And five rules for a happy life at the bottom.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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The Adventures of Ole and Lars from Keith K

Lena called the airlines information desk and inquired, "How long does it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo?" "Just a minute," said the busy clerk. "Vell, said Lena, "if it has to go dat fast, I tink I'll just take da bus."

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The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support.
He said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for support."
"Vell, dat's fine, Judge," said Ole. "And vunce in a while I'll try to chip in a few bucks, myself."

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(Have a great day)