Chuckle 2493

Chuckle 2493
(Lora S of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)





~Divorced Barbie ~(Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,


One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

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Today in History Click
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(Maxine from my own collection.)









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(~Different Ways of Looking At Things~)

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve a Redneck Murder:

1. The DNA all matches.

2. There are no dental records.

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(Have a great day)