Chuckle 2486

Chuckle2486
(Keith K of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)



~Eleven People. On A Rope~ (2nd time around) (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter...

There were 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping . . .. . . .

PLEASE SEND THIS MAIL TO ALL INTELLIGENT WOMEN.

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(~Different Ways of Looking At Things~)

'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week.'

'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'



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