Chuckle 2478

(Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today's chuckle thanks.)




~Catholic Heart Attack~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open-heart bypass surgery. He awakened from surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.' The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, 'No money in the bank.' The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?' He said, 'I only have a spinster sister who is a nun. The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'

The patient replied, 'Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'



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Maxine on fall from Pat M and Bev L


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~Men ~ (From Phyllis in Pasadena CA.)

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor

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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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(Have a great day)