Chuckle 2464

Chuckle 2464
(Mac M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)
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~The Bitter Truth! ~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,



A man is watching a game of golf on TV. But he keeps switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple having raucous sex. "I don't know whether to watch them or the game", he says to his wife. For Heaven's sake, watch them," his wife says.” You already know how to play golf!"



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Today in History Click
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Word for the day Click
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For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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Something New!

(Sheila M of Rough and Ready CA sent this to me on Apr. 3rd 2001.)

(You’re a Redneck when)

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.

You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.

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(Have a great day)