Chuckle 2457

Chuckle2457
(Lora S of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)



~As You Slide Down the Banister of Life~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life in 2010- Remember

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called........ 'Ministers Do More than Lay People'

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat and drink and be Mary...

3. The difference between the Pope and Your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant Flash and it is gone.

5. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

6. It used to be only death and taxes now; of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

7. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.



8. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.

9. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way...

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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~Farm Sayings~

“Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.”

“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.”

“Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

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(Have a great day)