Chuckle 2446

Chuckle 2446
(Linda M of Eugene OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)



~'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND' ~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

'Hello, is this the Police Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.’

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Jack and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.

'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Newfies know how to get'er done)

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Today in History Click
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Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/


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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below.)