Chuckle 2441

Chuckle 2441

(Keith K of Florence gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Gender-Specific Driving Etiquette~

A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road...

When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolled down her window and loudly shouted

"Donkey!"

Immediately the man shouted back

"BITCH!"

The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.

Moral of the story:
Men never listen and, when they do, they don't understand one word a woman says.

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(Maxine from my own collection.)




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(Life Thoughts from Phyllis S of Pasadena CA.)

Wouldn't you know it....? Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

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(Have a great day)