Chuckle 2440

Chuckle 2440
(Nancy S of Sheridan WY gets today's chuckle thanks.)



~Drinks in Flight~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my Godly lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)




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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below.)