Chuckle 2442
Chuckle 2442 (Hmm, this is a palindrome.)
(Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA gets today's chuckle thanks.)
~AN IRISH BLOND~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)
An attractive blond from County Cork arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that she removed every piece of clothing, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blonds are dumb,
But all men...are men.
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(Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA gets today's chuckle thanks.)
~AN IRISH BLOND~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)
An attractive blond from County Cork arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that she removed every piece of clothing, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blonds are dumb,
But all men...are men.
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(Maxine from my own collection.)
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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below.)
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