Chuckle 2443

Chuckle 2443

(Mac M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~Mrs. Neely~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

“98 and no enemies - human interest story”

All women should live so long as to be this kind of lady! Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" Eighty percent held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly. "Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight," she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands. "Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?" The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the bitches."

Life isn't about how you survived the storm. It's about how you danced in the rain!

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(Maxine from my own collection.)




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(Life Thoughts from Phyllis S of Pasadena CA.)

I’ve run out of these; so these will be the last Life Thoughts.

Bumper sticker of the year: ‘If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier’


And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

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(Have a great day)