Chuckle 2453

Chuckle 2453
(Phyllis S of Pasadena CA gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~DADDY'S CAR IN THE WOODS ~(Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and farm sayings.

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunty Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.’ Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunty Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunty Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunty Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunty Jane...'

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunty Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunty Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunty Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, and then Aunty Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs.'

Moral: Sometimes you need to just shut up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

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Reflections from the Seat of an Old Tractor...
From Bev L of Mt Vernon WA



“The best sermons are lived, not preached.”

“Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t ever gonna happen anyway.”

“Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
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Have a Good One!!