Chuckle 2472

Chuckle 2472 This was sent out as number 435
(Dean O of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)



~INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,

drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan!



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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history


Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/


For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from Lora’s own collection.)



The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
Start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
The last few years,......
Just getting over the hill.

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(Have a great day)