Chuckle 2468

Chuckle 2468
(Jayne C of? gets today's chuckle thanks.) (Sent Feb. 4 2001)



~ Hearing Problem ~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope, Maxine, and Redneck


A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for the entire time they had been married, so they thought they may have a problem conceiving. The woman, who was hard of hearing, decided to go to the gynecologist and see if the problem was with her. The doctor examined her and came in to give her the conclusions. He said, "I'm sorry, but the problem is with you. You have insufficient passion and if you ever have a baby it will be a miracle." The woman was very upset and went home crying. Her husband got home and asked her what was wrong. She said, "The doctor told me I've got a fish up my passage and if I ever have a baby it will be a mackerel."

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Today in History Click
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(Maxine from my own collection.)






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(Sheila M of Rough and Ready CA sent this to me on Apr. 3rd 2001.)

You’re a Redneck when :

You come back from the dump with more than you took.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

Your spouse can climb a tree faster than your cat.



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Have a nice Day!