Chuckle 2527

Chuckle 2527 (Linda M of Springfield OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)
Fishing Flies

Chuckle 2250 (From my Archives) sent Thursday, December 24, 2009,

~Camping Trip~ (2nd time around)

(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine,





Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip. Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire.

"Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?" I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a black, brand new see-through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed were handcuffs and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said "Do what ever you want.......”

So here I am."

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Today in History Click
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Word for the day Click
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(X’mas Maxine’s from Elva B in Coldwell ID)



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An Airline with a sense of humor.
(From Phyllis and Chet of Pasadena CA)

Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:

"We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline. He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"

"Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said,

"Did we land, or were we shot down?"
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Have a good one!