Chuckle 2515

Chuckle 2515 (8 days until thanksgiving)
(Jayne C gets today's chuckle thanks for this Classic.)




Chuckle 260 (From my Archives March 5th 2004) (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

~Three Blondes:~

Three blondes were applying for the last available
position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the
three of them and said, "So ya'll want to be a cop,
eh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and
pulled out a file folder. Sitting back down, he
opened it up and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a
detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able
to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities
such as scars, etc."

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the
first blonde and withdrew it after about
2 seconds. "Now," he said, "Did you notice any
distinguishing features about the man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has
only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he
has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of
his face!"

"You're dismissed!" The first blonde hung her head
and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde,
stuck the photo in her face for 2 seconds, pulled it
back and said, "What about you?
Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this
man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hand and
exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the
other lady? This is a profile of the
man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!
You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the
office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and
last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of
time, but.... He flashed the
photo in her face for a couple of seconds and
withdrew it, saying "All right. Did you notice
anything distinguishing or unusual
about this man?"

The blonde said, "I did. This man wears contact
lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the
picture and began looking at some of the papers in
the folder.

He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression
and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he
wears contacts! How in the
world could you tell that by looking at this
picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "DUH!!! With
only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear
glasses!"

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