Chuckle 2502

Chuckle 2502
(Chet and Phyllis of Pasadena CA get today's chuckle thanks.)



~ A Cabbies Fantasy ~ (2nd time around) (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome Cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:
"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot
offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and Hear just about everything.

I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would
find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds,
"Well, let's see what
we can do about that:

#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I’m single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
Make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the
cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child,” says
the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I’m Jewish."

The nun says,” That’s OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.

Hope you all had a Happy Halloween!
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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history


Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/


For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/



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(Maxine from my own collection.)
It’s Winter time!


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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below.)




























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Have a good one!