Chuckle 2460

Chuckle 2460
Sent in by Mac M of Florence OR. Thanks Mac


~Education...~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

I was stopped by the police at midnight and asked where I was going.

“I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body.”

The policeman asked me, “Really? And who’s going to give a lecture at this time of night?”

“My wife,” I responded.

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history


Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/


For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)




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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below.)