Chuckle 2497

Chuckle 2497
(Nicky H of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


Billy Joe and Marlene

~Vacation Time~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me!"

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(Maxine from my own collection.)




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(~Different Ways of Looking At Things~)

Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'

Joe: 'Really?'

Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.'

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