Chyuckle 2495

Chuckle 2495
(Keith K of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)



~Tired Nurse~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, She looks at the flabbergasted teller And without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great.... that's just great....

Some asshole's got my pen!'

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history


Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/


For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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(~Different Ways of Looking At Things~)

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how
long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' the blonde
says, and hangs up.

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Have a good one!