Chuckle 2579

Chuckle 2579
(Mac M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~But Officer~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Calvin

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over. 'So,' says the cop to the driver, 'where have ya been?'

'Why, I've been to the pub of course,' slurs the Irishman.

'Well,' says the cop, 'it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening.'

'I did all right,' the drunk says with a smile.

'Did you know,' says the cop, standing straight, and folding his arms across his chest, 'that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?'

'Oh, thank heavens,' sighs Paddy. 'For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.'

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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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(This is a new series from Mona L of Florence OR)

~Calvin~


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So long for now!