Chuckle 2594

Chuckle 2594
(Keith K of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~THE IRISH PRIEST~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.


He promptly called the local police station......

The conversation went like this:

‘‘Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''

‘‘And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann ‘s Catholic Church.

There’s a jackass lying dead in me front lawn."

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,

‘‘Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!''

There was dead silence on the line for a moment ……..

Father O’Malley then replied:

'Aye, ‘tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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