Chuckle 2629

Chuckle 2629 (Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today's chuckle thanks.) ~ Unfriendly Receptionist~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.) Yesterday I had an appointment to see my urologist for a Prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION. BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS." The room erupted in applause! DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!!! This email was cleaned by email Stripper, available for free from http://www.papercut.biz/emailStripper.htm ___________________________________________________________ Today in History Click http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history Word for the day Click http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/ For today's Horoscope click http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/ ______________________________________________________ (Maxine from my own collection.) __________________________________________________________ (Find the Six Differences, Answers below.)