Chuckle 2655

Chuckle 2655
(Don W of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)











Jerry, I thought this might apply to most of your audience. ---Don---

~NO SUNDAY PAPER ~ (Second time around) (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and do you remember?)

This is dedicated to all who are seniors, to all who know seniors, and to all of you who will become seniors.

"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was. "Madam", said the newspaper employee, "Today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY". There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, ..."Well, damn, that explains why no one was at church either.

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history


Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/


For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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I always loved going to the 'picture show,' but I considered 'movie' an affectation.

Most of these words go back to the '50s, but here's a pure '60s word I came across the other day ‘rat fink.' Ooh, what a nasty put-down!



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Try to have a good day!!

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