Chuckle 2661

Chuckle 2661
(Nicky H of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)


~Confession~ (Second time around)(Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Proofreading.

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell…'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew. His friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

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(Maxine from my own collection.)




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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter.

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.


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No crap, really? Ya think?

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Have a Good One!!