Chuckle 2689

Chuckle 2689
(Phyllis S of Pasadena CA gets today's Chuckle thanks.)



~A Couple of Short Ones~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Definitions

On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my son, 'Dad, I know babies come from mommies’ tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?' After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust, 'You don't have to make up something, Dad. It's okay if you don't know the answer.'

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Just before I was deployed to Iraq, I sat my eight-year-old son down and broke the news to him. 'I'm going to be away for a long time,' I told him. 'I'm going to Iraq.' 'Why?' he asked. 'Don't you know there's a war going on over there?'

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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~Definitions from Lora~

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


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Have a great day!